- The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now